A Dark Age Rant

In all dark ages Dionysus has to live alone, without Apollo and his white suit.
And, bitter and lonely Dionysus rants:

I can't take much more of this festering era of philistines. 
Lousy with businessmen and their love of money, 
selling junk and nonsense to their puss-filled consumers,
and all the fine things rotten.

And all the scum-for-brains mediocrities, fancying themselves critics and judges from the comfort of the sweaty arse-grooves in their lounges.

Domesticated pigs!  You flatulent invalids!

I would rather eat glass than spend another year with you know-nothing, swill-scoffing swine!

DISTORTION FOREVER!