Everybody's talking 'bout the brand new god.
He sounds like thunder and he dresses like a mod.
His body is the lazy corpse of all eternity.
His name is Ludwig van Distortion: LVD!
He has two emanations, on the left and right they sit
He has two emanations, they're a pair of opposites.
One is named Apollo, he wears a suit of white.
His sharpened knife is the sun that kills every night.
The other is Dionysus, whose jeans are wearing away.
His ecstasy is the starry night that murders every day.
Together these two form the one great infinity,
And from now on all voices call it LVD.